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Laughter and Apple Blossoms

The life and times of Allison Michelle, lover of all things beautiful and ridiculous.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Nuggets of Brilliance

Must also share the two best pick-up lines of the summer, both encountered within 24 hours of each other:

1. delivered to me by a man of less than 4 feet: "Do you have any room on your lap?"

2. Chona: "Hey Ben, you want some of this... [dramatic pause]... steak sauce?"
Posted by Mitchie at 1:06 AM

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