Jesus: Ten Million, Satan: Two

a great weekend:
1. the lake is practically bath-water. mmmm. delicious.

2. beer. 'lots of beer.'

3. golf scramble and the kick-ass spread to follow.

4. Bill Clinton impersonations from a man I can only remember calling 'Father O'Brien.'

5. Feeling like Granny Allison on the boat during 'Truth or Dare' and 'Never Have I Ever.'

6. Losing 'Never Have I Ever', like pronto.

7. Elise and I in matching dresses. Unplanned as usual but unsurprising nonetheless. And yes, we looked fabulous.

8. Wedding Crashers.

9. XM radio (woooo Janis Joplin - 'Sixties on Six!')

10. World's greatest purchase: beach hats for everyone.

11. Navigating the boat home in the rain, circa midnight, because nobody else knew where 'home' actually was.

12. Von Shritchell splendor.