because it's late, I have insomnia, and I don't like to sleep by myself

the Ephiphany

because some days you just need to squirm on the ground on national television and flash your pink drawers to the world.

because today is Sunday, the holy day of the evangelical network week.

because I really wish I could get my hair to do that.

because Lola reminds me of Juanita from Sordid Lives. ("Amen. Praise Jesus.")

because I am always the Edina of this situation with my head stuck sin-deep in the calorie goddess should such frightening events head my way.

because I like Hindus. And Allah, for that matter.

and, of course, because Elise and I are obsessed to the point of losing ourselves into our characters completely.