Thursday, February 14, 2008

for the record

Valentine's Day 2K8 and I'm happily single, thank-you-very-much. I'm dressed up, I look fabulous, and am headed out for a grand evening of jazz and cocktails with my fellow sassy singletons. I did not spend any cash on silly trinkets of love and adoration, I didn't have to fight for romantic reservations, there is no pressure to be more delighted with my significant other than I really am (because he doesn't exist... except in the form of a charming gay fiancee of mine), and I'm not depleting Nature/greenhouses of unnecessary bouquets of blooms or botanical treats.

And I'm also not the last-minute jackass trying desperately to find suitable gifts/stuffed animals (gross)/Hallmark cards at half past 6 on a holiday.

... and for these reasons I'm off to celebrate.

1 comment:

Brianinmpls said...

Hope you had a good time:)