Do the Dwayne Johnson

Loves:

- martini Thursday nights, outside under the stars
(if we could actually see the stars from downtown)
- 'This is my kingdom'
- Not bothering to actually engage in the debate as to whether we are friends because we collectively lack moral standards and are thus apathetic friends or if we are in fact friends because of a shared sense of fraternal love, tolerance, and undiluted capacity for forgiveness.
- Steak n' Shake, after-hours downtown crowd. We saw the Jonas Brothers. Or, rather, the Indianapolis version if one of them wore a pink sash around his scrappy locks and one was actually a girl. Still, a good sighting.
- 'Live Green, Buy Vintage'
- 'Baby I'm Shameless'
- Tense polling re: grape jelly brands (childhood preference). Results mixed.
- 'You tell me about your [insert experimental sexual experience here], I'll tell you about mine.'
- Frisco Melt. PLATTER.