R: what the crap?!
C: i know
it's always the circumstances
oh, i live elsewhere...i might move in the future...i have a girlfriend..
..i like guys...
R: If it's not one thing, it's another dude**
C: haha
quote of the century
**Story of our lives. No. Seriously. You have no idea. Went to the theatre tonight with my mother and as we were waiting to pull out of the parking lot swarm I kept noticing the schmoopy artsy/hipster young couples gallavanting along the sidewalk on their just-saw-a-musical-and-about-to-go-home-and-get-laid love swoons. I sighed and told my mother, "You know, I just really want someone to want to go to the theatre with me." My mother turns to me wide-eyed and says, "Well... I'll always go to the theatre with you! I'm here right now, aren't I? I love Broadway!" "Mother," I calmly exhaled, "I was talking about heterosexual males."**
**Story of our lives. No. Seriously. You have no idea. Went to the theatre tonight with my mother and as we were waiting to pull out of the parking lot swarm I kept noticing the schmoopy artsy/hipster young couples gallavanting along the sidewalk on their just-saw-a-musical-and-about-to-go-home-and-get-laid love swoons. I sighed and told my mother, "You know, I just really want someone to want to go to the theatre with me." My mother turns to me wide-eyed and says, "Well... I'll always go to the theatre with you! I'm here right now, aren't I? I love Broadway!" "Mother," I calmly exhaled, "I was talking about heterosexual males."**
1 comment:
I will go with you;) Minneapolis has more then any where else in the US with the exception of NEw York
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