1. The appearance of snow does not give one the right to indulge in thoughtless, shitty driving. It's just snow... and it's not even on the roads anymore thanks to a fierce team of snow-plows and salt trucks. Get it together. Quit cutting into my lane, pulling out in front of me, or creating your own parking space. Honestly.
2. So ready for the upcoming vacation. five days... five days... five days...
3. I love the new Hall's Canada Dry Ginger Ale cough drops. They taste like gin and tonics. Really. And it's just that kind of holiday season when I'm tense enough at work to convince myself that it's the equivalent of a cocktail.
4. Just came back inside from hilarious cloves break outside with my brother. I walk outside and he's peeing into the snow, singing "Yellow snowww... Yellow snowwww... drawing a circle... a hollow circle... filling it in... now it's a sphere..." Seriously. Then I can't seem to get my clove out of the packet with my gloves on and he grabs me one. Then he pauses.
P: "Yeah... I bet you're wondering right now which hand I used, huh."
Me: "Well... eh... what's the difference... you know only one out of six people wash their hands after they go to the bathroom anyway. Not like it's not everywhere already."
P: "And I bet that one out of six is total crap anyway. I'll bet it's more like one in... nine. Those germs are everywhere. You're putting on lipstick: PENIS."
ahahahaha.
5. SO EXHAUSTED.
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