Crude, Crass, and Briliant

I may never mature past the intellectual humour level of a 14 yr old boy. Don't worry about it, it's fine.

"Hi, my name is Jimmy* and I'm the president of Gays for Bush!"
"Hey wait a minute, since when did gays support Bush?"
"Since he surrounded himself with Dick and Colin!"

(Reason 4322 Why I Love MXC)

oh my god. so fantastic.
*oh, and 'jimmy' was dive-bombing in the mud pit in his Sunday best short-shorts. HOT.

Two Other Gems from Today's Conv with Elise:

1. Elise: "You know how we both love Harry Potter so much sometimes we wish we were wizards?"

2. Me: "Well... we're both just really spontaneous, very 'fly by the seat of our g-strings' kind of girls, you know?"

[Patsy and Edina for Life.]