gross

So one other note was also perched lecherously in my myspace inbox.

Sender name: 'Rick James'
[which obviously leads only to the mental image of dave chappelle, duh]
email title: 'want 2 hookup?'
[oh yeah, had to use the "2" on that one, did ya?]

The note itself was only one word: 'Lonely?'

What the hell is this, I ask you? Oh and some link to a singles site. Come on, man. Spring is a shitty season anyway, don't be zipping around the internet with your little 15-yr-old boy text message vocabulary and expect to fall into the happily waiting arms of some tart with thoughts of the birds and the bees dancing in her head. Most of us are busy upping our antidepressants and trying to adjust to the newfound sunshine after the Addams Family/Munster winter landscape [read: black, white, bleak, kindof creepy].

Jerk.