Thursday, February 01, 2007

Face That She Keeps in a Jar by the Door

I HAVE THE:

... dirtiest car in the world. this damn salt is out of control.
I JUST VACUUMED IT, DAMNIT.

... most bloodshot eyes you can imagine.
all-nighter, dry winter air, tu sais.

... sassiest new tire. full of air and shiny jet-black.
she's a-sparklin', don't you worry.

... clothes on that I wore yesterday... still wearing them,
it's totally sexy. all the kids are doing it.

... biggest pile of clothes to donate. hurrah!
reduce-reuse-recycle! de-clutter! out with the old!

... messiest pile of assimilated crap all over my bed,
mostly articles for school, some poetry books, several black ink pens,
a few random tins of lip balm... you'll have that.

... urge to watch a chick-flick (yep, I said it) and (undoubtedly)
pass out. Meg Ryan (pre-plastic surgery) is great for that.

... twinge of guilt that I should watch CSPAN instead.

... song Eleanor Rigby stuck in my head... since yesterday.

... need to shower but not the motivation. give me a couple of hours.

... smug satisfaction that can only come after you clean out
your text message in/out boxes. ERASE ERASE ERASE.

... greatest bed, ever.

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