Conspiracies, Dems, and K-Fed

Michael Ian Black is a god-figure, undoubtedly, whose capricious devilishness creates a terrific web of eerily entertaining fan responses...

Here, a recent to response to his blog "Strep Throat" in which life begins to make sense at last:

What I want to know is what the Democrat's plan for Kevin Federline is. Simple. They don't have one. All they can do is bash Britney and call for a "timetable".

If any one of them had shown any leadership, they would have demanded a quick withdrawal before K-Fed created not one but TWO insurgencies in Britney's womb. Now all we can do is try to find a way to mitigate the obvious threat that Sean Preston and Jayden James pose to our freedom.

All I know is I'm gonna git me some big-ass plastic flags to fly from a huge SUV and strap my children to the top.Otherwise, the Federlines have already won.

P.S. Michael, I have credible British intelligence that proves that your strep throat was contracted by a fake fan letter laced with biological agent from K-Fed's evil mobile bio-terror trailer. I wish you luck in your war on global strep.

*posted 11.15.06 by one "The Naomi Star"